I really have come to the conclusion, that Easter is actually, completely fucking pointless, even more so than Christmas.
Don't get me wrong, I love the eggs, same as I love presents, so the commercialism of these holidays is perfectly welcome, plus "bringing family together" and all that.
This is not the reason I hate these festivals, the reason being, is that they are pure, 100% Grade-A shitfaced lies.
Let me show you how Easter is just one of them.