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I promise, in the mean time, here's some 65.

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Firstly, lets start with an apology. If I'm gonna be honest, I've somewhat neglected this site over the past 2 weeks, not for any real reason, beyond a complete and utter lack of motivation to write. Normally it's really easy, and I'll be the first to admit that I am not the greatest writer in the world, and I do resort to calling you names just because, well, I can't think of anything else to say.

Well, maybe that isn't true. Over the past 2 weeks I've written about 7 articles - which is about normal - but, they have all been pig shit. As such they never saw the light of day - hell - I don't even know if they are still on my computer...

Anyway, eariler today, I found this blogpost on a new book called "50 Rules Kids Won’t Learn in Schools", it also lists some of the "rules" from the book.

And well, I jumped at it.

Hit the jump to find out more.

http://uk.askmen.com/toys/special_feature_150/194_special_feature.html

I gotta admit - even though I am the fountain of all knowledge - I didn't know most of this. Yes, this is indeed a travesty, and yes, your God is indeed fallible.

However, this is no reason to stop praising to Scuzz 'pon High.

Instead, I encourage you all to go out and buy en-masse our little rubber friends, and celebrate the only way possible, with lots of sweaty, steamy fucking!

Fuck my pretties!

FUCK!

Scuzzmonkey.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/24798368#24798368

I would embed, but it breaks the site...fucking msnbc.

But beyond that, I have nothing more to say, Clinton has shot herself in the foot so many times - all of which he lists at the end of the video - that she now has no help in hell of winning the nomination. Very nicely said Olbermann, more American's need to listen to you.

Scuzzmonkey.

Weezer Presents: Attack of the Over-Used Meme's.

What the fuck is the internet coming to...

Scuzzmonkey.